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| I've watched Saturday Night live since before I could understand all the jokes. With the emergence of peer to peer file swapping services, I've been looking for a lot of my favorite SNL skits. My favorite 2nd commercial is called Oops I crapped my pants and it aired three times in 98-99 season (see show lists below). It originated the line I still crack up hearing, "Well I'm wearing them, and I just did". Chris Parnell and Ana Gasteyer have small part with two older actors and a young child actor. For me, humor in this fake commercial is the visuals, the older actors saying the hysterical lines and the horribly named product.
SCRIPT [Open - porch of nice home, looking out on yard.] [Two grandparents sit with grandchild, as parents approach in tennis uniforms] Ana: Hey, Mom what do you say to a game of tennis? Grandchild: Come on grandma, with you on our side, the boys don't stand a chance! Grandma: Ok, I'll get my racket [grandma rises from site but changes her mind, looking concerned] Grandma: On second thought, I think I better sit this one out. [grandma upset, looks up at grandpa] Grandpa: You kids go ahead, I wanna have a talk with your old grandma. [kids, parent leave; grandpa sits down] Grandpa: You're still having control problems, aren't you? Grandma: I just don't feel confident Harvey. Grandpa: Come with me. I wanna let you in on a little secret. [grandpa takes grandma's hand and they leave porch] [grandpa opens cabinet and takes out adult diapers] Grandpa: Here we are oops I crapped my pants. Grandma: Oops I crapped my pants, I've heard of those. Do they work? Grandpa: Oops I crapped my pants out performed every bladder and bowel control product on the market today. Here, I'll show you. [grandma holds open diaper, grandpa holds pitcher] Grandpa: Imagine this pitcher of tea is really a gallon of your feces. [grandpa pours pitcher of tea with lemons into diaper] Grandpa: See how its super thick protection allows for maximum absorbency without leaking. Grandma: I'm impressed. Oops I crapped my pants can hold a lot of dung. Grandpa: And get this, Oops I crapped my pants are biodegradable. Now that's good for the environment. Grandma: Hey, how do you know so much about Oops I crapped my pants? Grandpa: Well I'm wearing them, and I just did. [grandpa and grandma smile at each other]
[tennis courts, grandpa and grandma playing tennis with children] Voice over: Visit your local pharmacy and just say Oops I crapped my pants.
[Grandpa hugs grandma, kisses her on the head. They walk away happy]
SHOWS AIRED ON
opening show of the year OPEN Oprah 2002 MONO: Cameron Diaz COMM MasterCard SHOW The View COMM Oops! I Crapped My Pants SHOW The Ladies' Man COMM The Best of The First 20 Minutes GAME The New Hollywood Squares TOON Fun With Real Audio: Presidential Address Outtakes WKUP MUSC "Perfect", Smashing Pumpkins SKIT The Roxbury Guys & The Festrunks SKIT Smelly Witches' Brew COMM Gap SHOW Jingleheimer Junction COMM Gap MISC A Message From The Spice Girls TOON Maakies COMM Gap OPEN Clinton Impeachment Hearings MONO: Vince Vaughn COMM Oops! I Crapped My Pants SHOW Dog Show SKIT Mr. Peepers in Las Vegas SKIT The Joys of Marriage COMM Brew Dude SKIT John Lennon's Inspiration SKIT Exxon-Mobil Merger WKUP MUSC "Doo Wop (That Thing)", Lauryn Hill SKIT Psycho SHOW Pimp Chat MUSC "Ex-Factor", Lauryn Hill SKIT Delco Cat Toys OPEN Clinton Dreams of His Future MONO: Cuba Gooding Jr. COMM Lotto SKIT Improvised Bible Miniseries SKIT Barbara Walters Looks for Monica SHOW Pretty Living COMM Lotto SHOW The Ladies' Man TOON AmbiguoBoys SKIT Barbara Walters Looks for Monica MUSC "Livin' La Vida Loca", Ricky Martin WKUP SKIT Cuba Loves Mango COMM New Scratchers from Lotto COMM Martha Stewart Living SKIT Cuba Creates a Scandal with Walters
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