Jesus runs the option!

Posted by Michelle on Nov 10, 2001 in Humor

With all the “giving it to God” in sports today, we suspected Jesus might be a sports fan. But who knew Jesus had mad hops and could run a mean option? And no, I don’t mean Jesus Shuttlesworth from He Got Game or Jesus Arenas from Texas Tech.

However, I think someone needs to get Jesus to a Footlocker post-haste for some sneaks and gear. The robe has to make cutting through the lane tough and you thought people just tugged on jerseys in the NBA. Not even to mentioning trying to roll out of the pocket with a defender on your robe.

Good to know Jesus plays tackle football, none of that two hand touch stuff for the savior. And I’m glad to see him going strong to the hoop.

Related Links:

  • What was Jesus’ free throw percentage? – HS team struggles, wonder if Jesus even cares at all about high school basketball.

  • Basketball Play by Play – Jesus saves but Moses gets the rebound, he shoots… he scores!
  • Order Jesus runs the option or Air Jesus – Top of my stocking stuffer list!

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