SNL – Oops I crapped my pants
Posted by Michelle on Feb 3, 2003 in Humor
I’ve watched Saturday Night live since before I could understand all the jokes. With the emergence of peer to peer file swapping services, I’ve been looking for a lot of my favorite SNL skits.
My favorite 2nd commercial is called Oops I crapped my pants and it aired three times in 98-99 season (see show lists below). It originated the line I still crack up hearing, “Well I’m wearing them, and I just did”.
Chris Parnell and Ana Gasteyer have small part with two older actors and a young child actor.
For me, humor in this fake commercial is the visuals, the older actors saying the hysterical lines and the horribly named product.
SCRIPT
[Open – porch of nice home, looking out on yard.]
[Two grandparents sit with grandchild, as parents approach in tennis uniforms]
Ana: Hey, Mom what do you say to a game of tennis?
Grandchild: Come on grandma, with you on our side, the boys don’t stand a chance!
Grandma: Ok, I’ll get my racket
[grandma rises from site but changes her mind, looking concerned]
Grandma: On second thought, I think I better sit this one out.
[grandma upset, looks up at grandpa]
Grandpa: You kids go ahead, I wanna have a talk with your old grandma.
[kids, parent leave; grandpa sits down]
Grandpa: You’re still having control problems, aren’t you?
Grandma: I just don’t feel confident Harvey.
Grandpa: Come with me. I wanna let you in on a little secret.
[grandpa takes grandma’s hand and they leave porch]
[grandpa opens cabinet and takes out adult diapers]
Grandpa: Here we are oops I crapped my pants.
Grandma: Oops I crapped my pants, I’ve heard of those. Do they work?
Grandpa: Oops I crapped my pants out performed every bladder and bowel control product on the market today. Here, I’ll show you.
[grandma holds open diaper, grandpa holds pitcher]
Grandpa: Imagine this pitcher of tea is really a gallon of your feces.
[grandpa pours pitcher of tea with lemons into diaper]
Grandpa: See how its super thick protection allows for maximum absorbency without leaking.
Grandma: I’m impressed. Oops I crapped my pants can hold a lot of dung.
Grandpa: And get this, Oops I crapped my pants are biodegradable. Now that’s good for the environment.
Grandma: Hey, how do you know so much about Oops I crapped my pants?
Grandpa: Well I’m wearing them, and I just did.
[grandpa and grandma smile at each other]
[tennis courts, grandpa and grandma playing tennis with children]
Grandchild: Nice point Grandma!
[Grandma turns to and addresses camera]
Grandma: Thanks Oops I crapped my pants!
Voice over: Visit your local pharmacy and just say Oops I crapped my pants.
[Grandpa hugs grandma, kisses her on the head. They walk away happy]
[They turn to walk away and their tennis shorts are bulging…]
SHOWS AIRED ON
SNL 1998-99 Season
opening show of the year
OPEN Oprah 2002
MONO: Cameron Diaz
COMM MasterCard
SHOW The View
COMM Oops! I Crapped My Pants
SHOW The Ladies’ Man
COMM The Best of The First 20 Minutes
GAME The New Hollywood Squares
TOON Fun With Real Audio: Presidential Address Outtakes
WKUP
MUSC “Perfect”, Smashing Pumpkins
SKIT The Roxbury Guys & The Festrunks
SKIT Smelly Witches’ Brew
COMM Gap
SHOW Jingleheimer Junction
COMM Gap
MISC A Message From The Spice Girls
TOON Maakies
COMM Gap
OPEN Clinton Impeachment Hearings
MONO: Vince Vaughn
COMM Oops! I Crapped My Pants
SHOW Dog Show
SKIT Mr. Peepers in Las Vegas
SKIT The Joys of Marriage
COMM Brew Dude
SKIT John Lennon’s Inspiration
SKIT Exxon-Mobil Merger
WKUP
MUSC “Doo Wop (That Thing)”, Lauryn Hill
SKIT Psycho
SHOW Pimp Chat
MUSC “Ex-Factor”, Lauryn Hill
SKIT Delco Cat Toys
OPEN Clinton Dreams of His Future
MONO: Cuba Gooding Jr.
COMM Lotto
SKIT Improvised Bible Miniseries
SKIT Barbara Walters Looks for Monica
SHOW Pretty Living
COMM Lotto
SHOW The Ladies’ Man
TOON AmbiguoBoys
SKIT Barbara Walters Looks for Monica
MUSC “Livin’ La Vida Loca”, Ricky Martin
WKUP
SKIT Cuba Loves Mango
COMM New Scratchers from Lotto
COMM Martha Stewart Living
SKIT Cuba Creates a Scandal with Walters
